Greetings loyal subjects. My name is King Katwell Ngkitty, and I am the ruler of Mbingo, a small city in the country of Cameroon, of which I am also king. Bask in my glory! I live in a palace built for me by my subjects. During the days I inspect the different rooms, checking on the well-being of my loyal subjects. If you visit, you will see that the palace is staffed by many priests and advisors—you will recognize them by their white coats, and spritely demeanor. They attend to the needs of the peasants who come to pay homage to their king. Note that as a peasant, you may not directly interact with me, unless it is to give me a fish (which you should do). Otherwise you must consult one of my priests (you may also give them the fish, which they can then give to me). In the mornings you will gather to sing me songs, however must then go to assist the peasants laying prostrate, awaiting my blessing.
Currently it is very dangerous around my palace, as the evil kitties have sent a curse of water from the sky to fall up us (kitties hate water, except of course to drink). Fear not! Upon arrival, all are given sanctuary under the protective roof of my palace, for I am a good and kind and jealous king. I am cute, too.
If you are truly blessed, you may get to rub my tummy for protection on future journeys (bringing me fish will greatly improve your odds)
Sincerely and purrrrrow,
King Katwell Ngkitty
PS: do not forget to bring me a fish
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